Options strategies?! The more you learn, the more probable your strategy will be to avoid them. What’s that? You say that you are not daunted by the likelihood that you will lose significant amounts of money trading options and want to learn more about them? Well, all right, but don’t say that we did not warn you! We end the presentation with a discussion of a strategy that allows you to play the part of the casino and allow the options buying speculators to bet against you.